I have always loved the little warning that comes up when login to the game, but really people this is an MMORPG, when playing it develops a life of it's own. Enjoy, Laugh and most all, get back to playing. Feel free to comment wiht your own.
1. You wish you could take a chocobo to work since even at crag prices it would be cheaper than Gas/Insurance/Maintenance
2. You start every sentence with a / (forward slash)
3. You have attempted to cast lot on good items in a takeout order
4. You have requested to be tractored to the bathroom
5. You open your closet and wonder where your moogle is
6. During a long shift at work you attempt to cast Barsleep on yourself
7. You wonder why you macro is not working when trying to eat food
8. When asking someone for a drink you request a YagAde or Melon Juice
10. When someone ask you what you do for a living you tell them to /check you and when they look at you funny you go "Oh Shit! I am on /anon"
11. You start every online conversation with CTRL+ L or CTRL +P
12. When hanging out with friend you tell people that you got a "Party Invite"
13. You threaten to call a "GM" on a co-worker... (Bonus Point if you work somewhere with a general manager)
14. You add the term -ga to the end of everything you say
15. When arguing with someone you are looking for the Auto-Attack button
16. When shooting paperballs into the trash you are claiming to get Throwing Skillups
17. You claim you cannot come to work since you have ToD on your favorite Daytime Television show and you can't let those damn gilsellers beat you to it.
18. When getting candy from the vending machine you claim to have gotten the "uber" drop
19. When a co-worker asked for your last smoke you claim that it is Rare/Ex and cannot be traded
20. You have replaced the term "Bling-Bling" with "Clink-Clink"
21. When someone ask you your name you point above your head
22. You keep hitting Tab and wonder why the Auto-translate isn't working
23. When something goes wrong in your life, you blame the WHM
24. When buying groceries you complain that the Gilsellers keep jacking up the price
25. You ask your boss if they have any relation to Naja Salaheem
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2 comments:
Wow .. that made my day .. that was extremely funny.
i second that, i swear (im 19) and even tho only two of my friends and me play ff all of us got a crack outta this after reading it
btw my ign is Tahoma and im from the titan serv nice to meet another rdm with the same thoughts (been reading through your posts) love the stories
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